Fearfully and wonderfully made ♛

February 18, 2012 | 10:59 PM | 230 notes

#NeverTellAGirl

deepfriedjupiter:

  • She’s fat, or else you’ll get it.
  • That you love her if you’re not going to live up to it.
  • She’s beautiful when all you want is to sleep with her.
  • That you have a crush on someone else because she’ll compare herself to her all the time.
  • That she’s ugly, she’ll never forget it. She’ll blame you for her esteem.
  • To stop eating… She’ll kill you.
  • She’s not as beautiful as someone else. She’ll take it seriously.